篇一:英语短文故事

英文短文幽默故事

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in
prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn"t know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,"For HEAVENS SAKE,don"t dig up that garden,that"s where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 AM the next morning,a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,but didn"t find any guns.
Confused,the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son"s reply was:"Just plant your potatoes."
一个老人独居在北爱尔兰,他的独生子正在坐牢.老人想在花园里种些土豆,但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松.他写信想儿子提及此事,儿子回信说道：“看在上帝的面上,千万不要翻松花园的泥土,我把枪埋在那儿了.”
第二天凌晨4点,一队英国士兵出现在老人家中,在花园把土地翻遍,但并没有找到任何枪支.”
老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情,问到底发生了什么事情,下一步应该怎么做.
儿子回信道：“你只管种土豆好了.”
Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．
Pat had seen babies in other people"s houses and had not liked them very much,so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too．
One evening Mr．and Mrs．Taylor were making plans for the baby"s arrival．“This house won"t be big enough for us all when the baby comes,”said Mr．Taylor．
Pat came into the room just then and said,“What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we"ll have to move to an other house now,because the new baby"s coming,”his mother answered．
“ It"s no use,”said Pat hopelessly．“ He"ll follow us there．”
泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩,名叫帕特.现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎.
帕特在别人家看见过婴儿,他不太喜欢他们,所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满.
一天晚上,泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排.泰勒先生说：“有了婴儿,我们的房子就太小,不够住了.”
帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋,他问：“你们在说什么?”他的母亲回答说：“我们在说我们现在得搬家,因为婴儿就要诞生了.”
“那没用,”帕特绝望地说.“他会跟我们到那儿去的.”

篇二:英语短文故事

英语小故事短文

Teacher:Why
are you late for school every morning?



Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".




老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

A Good Boy



Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two
cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."



好孩子



小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”



Drunk



One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy
was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now,
he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing
two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."


"But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE
policeman!"



醉酒



一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”
“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

篇三:英语短文故事

短篇英语小故事

Guess Who I Am
I am black and white.
I give milk.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the cow!
I have a red comb.
I lay eggs.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the hen!
I eat hay.
I can run very fast.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the horse!
I have a curly tail.
I like mud.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the pig!
I bury bones.
I chase cats.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the dog!
I give wool.
I say “baa.”
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the sheep!
I have horns.
I eat anything.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the billy goat!
I feed everyone in the farm.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the farmer!
We are all members of this farm family.
猜猜我是谁
我是黑白色的.
我供给牛奶.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,奶牛!
我有一个红色的鸡冠.
我孵蛋.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,母鸡!
我吃干草.
我能跑得非常快.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,马儿!
我有一条卷曲的尾巴.
我喜欢泥巴.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,猪!
我埋骨头.
我追逐猫.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,狗!
我供给羊毛.
我咩咩叫.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,绵羊!
我有角.
我吃任何东西.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,雄山羊!
我饲养农场里面的每一个（动物）.
猜猜我是谁.
是我,农夫!
我们是农家的所有成员.
第一次与最后一次
乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机,并开始学习驾驶.不久,他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了.
乔治有个朋友名叫马克.一天,乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈.马克心想,“我乘大客机飞行过好几次,还从来没有乘过小飞机,我不妨试一试.”
升空后,乔治飞了有半个小时,在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技.
后来他们着陆了.马克很高兴能够安全返回地面.他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治,非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行.”
乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行?”
“是的,我的第一次和最后一次.”马克答道.
My First and My Last
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I"ve travelled in a big plane several times, but I"ve never been in a small one, so I"ll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
George was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.

篇四:英语短文故事

初一英语故事短文（带翻译）80词左右简单一点
最好是一个小故事

Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游,外面的空气很好,人感觉很舒服.我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香.享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好.大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天.
2.Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天买了好多衣服,和父母上街就是愉快,买东西有父母帮付钱.不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久,呵呵,真的是很开心.我爱我的父母,太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了.
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson"s records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one"s own strength,reach ideal realm one"s own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国
《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示,他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动,想要迈向人生的另一目标,像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量,到达自己理想的境界.
我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神【英语短文故事】

篇五:英语短文故事

英语故事短文 200-300个词

1恩节到了,Emily和家人一起去奶奶家,把Clifford留给邻居照看.Clifford可不想独自过节.他想妈妈了,于是,第二天一大早,他就起程去城里找妈妈了……
Thanksgiving trip
感恩节旅行
On Thanksgiving, we go to visit my grandma. Clifford has to stay at home. Our neighbors take care of him.
感恩节那天,我们去看望奶奶.Clifford不得不呆在家里,我们的邻居照看他.
Clifford misses his mum. She lives in the city. Early in the morning, Clifford runs to the city.
Clifford 想妈妈了.妈妈住在城里.一大早,Clifford 就向城里跑去.
Clifford comes to a bridge. All cars have stopped. Why? It is a drawbridge. And it is opening right under Clifford! Oh, no! Poor Clifford!
Clifford 来到一座桥上.所有的车都停了,为什么呢?那是座吊桥,刚好在 Clifford 的脚下,吊桥打开了!噢,不!可怜的 Clifford!
Clifford is wet and cold. He doesn"t want to go back. He moves on into a railway tunnel.
Clifford 又湿又冷.他不想调头回去.他继续赶路,走进一个铁路隧道.
Suddenly Clifford hears a roar and sees a bright light. It"s a train. He can"t turn around, so he pushes the train back to the station.
突然,Clifford 听到一声轰鸣,看到一束强光.火车来了!他无法转身避开,所以就把火车推回到车站里.
Clifford is in the city. He climbs up a tall building to look around. He can see his mother"s house!
Clifford 来到了城里.他爬上一座高楼四处张望.他能看到妈妈的家!
At last, Clifford finds his mum. She is so happy to see her boy. They have a nice Thanksgiving dinner.
最后,Clifford 找到了妈妈.妈妈看到自己的孩子特开心.他们吃了一顿美味的感恩节大餐.
Clifford loves his mother, but he has to go home soon because I miss Clifford, and he misses me.
Clifford爱妈妈,但是他不得不很快回家,因为我想他,他也想我

篇六:英语短文故事

英语小短文,生活故事,第一人称的.或者给几个事例,我自己写.

Make Dumplings
Last Sunday my mother said we would eat dumplings,but every one in the family must make dumplings.
It was elevn o"clock when my mother got everything ready.We started.
I was in charge of rolling the dough.It wasn"t very easy because my mother asked me to make every piece equal and round.Of course,I worked carefully.An hour passed.I lost patience.I shouted,"How can I finish the job?"My mother got angry and said,"Only an hour,you are impatient?If you do anything with out patience,I don"t know what you can do in the future."
Yes,I thought what my mother said was right.So I continued to do my work carefully.At last,I ate tasty hot dumplings.
（这是一篇关于“我”在星期天包饺子的故事）【英语短文故事】

篇七:英语短文故事

英语小短文 寓言故事之类的 快

A mouse once took a bite out of a bull"s tail as he lay dozing.The bull jumped up in a rage and,with his head low to the ground,chased the mouse right across the yard.The mouse was too quick for him,however,and slipped easily into a hole in the wall.
The bull charged the wall furiously again and again,but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns,the mouse stayed safely inside his hole.After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again.
As soon as the bull was asleep,the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole,pattered across the yard,bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety.As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked:
"It"s not always the big people who come off best.Sometimes the small ones win,you know."
老鼠和公牛
有一次,公牛躺着打盹,一只老鼠咬了他的尾巴.公牛怒气冲冲地跳起来,低着头追老鼠,一直追过院子.然而,老鼠跑得比他快多了,从容地钻到墙洞里去了.
公牛一次又一次地猛撞墙壁,尽管头撞肿了,角撞裂了,老鼠却安然待在洞里.过了一会儿,公牛不撞了,倒下歇着.
公牛刚睡着,小老鼠就爬到洞口,嗒嗒地跑过院子,又咬了公牛一口 这回咬了鼻子 又跑回安全的地方去.当公牛毫无办法地吼叫时,老鼠吱吱叫道：
"大人物并不总占上风.有时小人物也会取胜."

篇八:英语短文故事

短篇英文童话故事

　　Sand and stone
　　The story goes that two friends were walking through the desert.During some point of the journey they had an argument,and one friend slapped the other one in the face.The one who got slapped was hurt,but without saying anything,wrote in the said:” Today my best friend slapped me in the face.”
　　They kept on walking until they found an oasis,where they decided to take a bath.The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning,but the friend saved him.After he recovered from the near drowning,he wrote on stone:Today my best friend saved my life.
　　The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,after I hurt you,you wrote in the sand and now you write on a stone.why?
　　The other friend replied:When someone hurts us,we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away .But when someone does something good for us,we must engrave it in stone where no wind ever erases it.
　　Learn to write your hurts in the sand and to carve your benefits in stone.They say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate him,a day to love him,but an entire life to forget him.
　　Send this phrase to the people you will never forget .It is a short message to let them know that you will never forget them.
　　Take the time to live.
　　伤害只写在沙地上
　　两个朋友在荒漠里穿行,途中他们发上了争执；其中一个人单了另一位一个耳光.被达的人非常伤心,但他什么也没说,只是在沙地上写到：“今天,我最好的朋友打了我一个耳光.”
　　他们继续往前走,发现了一片绿洲,他们决定在那里洗个澡.结果,被打的那位陷进了泥潭,眼看就要被淹死,结果他的朋友救了他.恢复过来都他在石头上写到：“今天,我最好的朋友救了我的命.”
　　那位打他并救了他的朋友问：“为什么我伤害你时,你在沙地上写下来,而现在却在石头上刻下来呢?”
　　被救的那位答到：“受到伤害时,我们应该把他写在沙地上,宽恕之风会将它抹平.可是受人恩惠时,我们应该把它刻在石头上,任何风雨也不会把它擦掉.”
　　学会将所受的伤害写在沙子上,把所的的恩德刻在石头上.有人这样说,找到一个特别的人只需要用一分钟,欣赏他需要用一小时,喜欢他需要用一天,但忘掉他却需要用一生的时间.
　　把这句话送给那些你永远无法忘记的人吧.这段短短的话能让他们知道你永远不会忘记他们.
　　此生不忘.

篇九:英语短文故事

急求 短篇英语语言小故事 短篇 1~2分钟啊 谢谢 急求啊

My future
As the song goes “ My future isn’t a dream .” I love the song which brings me confidence when singing it every time .I believe that all our dreams can come true if we have courage to pursue them .When I was young my father always asked me what I would be in the future .Sometimes I found it very hard to give a certain reply .“ I want to be a doctor .” “ I want to be a teacher .” and “ I ’d like to be a scientist !” Many of these answers are perhaps very childish and ridiculous .But I never think they are far away .
How time flies!Who is able to give a definition to his future I know clearly that those high buildings are based on solid foundation .As a student ,I should have a reasonable aim ,and study hard .My goal is to enter the best university for further study after middle school .I know it’s hard work ,and I ’ll come across many difficulties and frustrations .But no matter what they are ,I’ll keep working on it and never give up .My teacher says there ’s only one kind of people that are truly successful :those who are brave enough to put up with hardships .Even if I won’t achieve the goal ,I have no regrets for what I have done ,for I have struggled for my life .

篇十:英语短文故事

英语故事短文,一定要短,最好2-6句,

这里有两个英语小短文,
1.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2.
Mother:Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom:I"ve just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆：我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了

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