幽默笑话短句30字
昨天我一边刷手机一边蹲坑,结果提裤子时手一抖,手机掉坑里了,我发现它躺在黄色的翔里还亮着没坏!也不知哪来的勇气就空手拿出来,周围都是翔啊,刚才纸巾用完都丢厕所了,这时我看到立在旁边的纸篓有别人擦过的纸.我忍住呕吐小心擦拭,终于擦干净,然后回到教室把手机还给了同桌.【搞笑的短句】
描写杀猪时的搞笑幽默短句
细菌学家对自己的妻子说：亲爱的,我为您的生日准备了一件意想不到的礼物.
太好了,是什么呀?
我用您的名字命名了一种新的病毒.
大家帮忙用这几个词和短语造个有趣的句子~~
这是我一个好朋友曾经用过的网名 倔强的眼泪 就不起网名 &fú cóng& 土鳖 五月天 醋溜土豆丝 . 先谢谢大家啦!
句子一（小学语文题版）、请用：倔强的眼泪 就不起网名 &fú cóng& 土鳖 五月天 醋溜土豆丝 几个词造句.
句子二（排比版）听过几个网名 倔强的眼泪 2 就不起网名 22 &fú cóng& 222 土鳖 2222 五月天 22222 醋溜土豆丝 .222222
句子三、（故事版）记得是那个五月天,我们一起捉土鳖,吃酸辣土豆丝,多么默契.奈何要fu cong上天的安排,我爱上了网络,而你却就不起网名,分开时候你那倔强的眼泪至今还滴在我心头,慢慢的溶解在我的身体里...【搞笑的短句】
写一些有趣的短语和句子
三个字的:莫须有._____________________________________________
四个字:饥寒交迫._____________________________________________
五个字:八九不离十.___________________________________________
六个字:太岁头上动土._________________________________________
七个字:拒人于千里之外._______________________________________
八个字:君子一言,驷马难追.____________________________________
九个字:知其然,不知其所以然.__________________________________
十个字:有所不为而后可以有为._________________________________
十一字:三个臭皮匠顶一个诸葛亮._______________________________
十二字:只许州官放火,不许百姓点灯.____________________________
十三字:宁我负天下人,天下人不可负我.__________________________
十四字:横眉冷对千夫指,俯首甘为孺子牛.________________________
每个横线上填一句,根据前面指定的字数.#@%$@#^
3窝里斗
4吃哑巴亏
5三下五除二
6拿大旗作虎皮
7天下乌鸦一般黑
8狗嘴里长不出象牙
9巧媳妇难为无米之炊
10事前不知道,坐了没底轿
11烂泥土下窑,烧不成个东西
12出海要知鱼情,打仗要知敌情
13梁上吊死人,上不着天,下不着地
14泥人经不起雨打,假象经不起调查
关于食物的英语有趣短语 越有趣越好 说出中文意思
a piece of cake / as easy as pie 容易的事
1.apple of one’s eye宠爱之人（物）；掌上明珠
2.to go bananas发疯；神经错乱
3.good banana好的喜剧演员
4.to bring home the bacon 获得成功；维持家庭生计
5.to spill the beans 泄露秘密
6.be full of beans 精力旺盛；充满活力
7.have beefs about sth.对……很不满
8.a bone to pick 争端；不满
9.I live on bread and water at school.我在学校时过着粗茶淡饭的生活.
10.one’s daily bread / one’s bread and butter 生计；生活必需品
11.out of bread 失业
12.to butter up阿谀奉承
13.butter finger 抓不稳东西的人
14.a cabbage经常用来形容对一切漠不关心的人,如I don’t like to make friends with him,because he is a cabbage.
15.a cake walk易事
16.to sell like hot cakes销路很好
17.as different as chalk and cheese 完全不同
18.to have two bites at the cherry 得到第二次机会做某事
19.a chicken经常用来形容胆小鬼,如Jim is really a chicken.He is afraid to go out at night himself.
20.as cool as a cucumber泰然自若；极为冷静
21.a bad egg 坏蛋
22.to put all one’s eggs into one basket 孤注一掷
23.egg on (one’s) face 尴尬；羞辱
24.a cold fish经常用来形容冷漠的人,如My neighbor is a cold fish.
25.no real meat形容没有真正有价值的内容
26.cry over spilled milk 覆水难收；木已成舟,哭也无用
27.to use one’s noodle动动脑筋
28.in a nutshell 简言之；简要地说
29.The young man knows his onions.这个小伙子精明能干.
30.alike as two peas in a pod 一模一样
31.a piece of cake / as easy as pie容易的事；小菜一碟
32.have a finger in the pie 干预某事；参与某事
33.to eat humble pie 忍辱含垢；忍气吞声
34.pie in the sky空想,不能实现的愿望或诺言
35.a big potato / a big cheese重要人物；领导；老板
36.a small potato 小人物,没什么了不起
37.a hot potato / a tough nut难对付的人；棘手的事
38.mouse potato “电脑迷”：指那些足不出户、整天手握“mouse(鼠标)”的人
39.couch potato终日懒散的人；花过多时间坐着或躺着的人,通常是为看电视
40.in the soup / in the hot water / in a jam 陷于困境
ZZD 能拼出哪个三个字,形成一个搞笑的词组
贼贼弟.
摺摺帝.
做做帝.
做贼的.哈哈这个好.
崽子帝.
咋咋的.
宗族帝.
再造帝.
贼子弟.
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关于英语的有趣话题
可以是短语、句子、幽默笑话、猜谜等等
幽默的
Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it,but only you get the warm feeling that it .
Time is a great teacher,but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones.We love to be held,talked too but if you press the wrong button you"ll be disconnected!
谜语
If you have it,you want to share it.If you share it,you don"t have it.What is it?
A secret.
The more you have of it,the less you see.What is it?
Darkness
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What is the moon worth?
$1,because it has 4 quarters.
你能根据所给动物和每个单词的的首字母,填写好这些有趣的短语吗?
1,大吃特吃：eat like a d____ 2,飞跑：run like a d____ 3.善于游泳：swim like a d____ 4,埋头苦干：woke like a h_____ 5.过着牛马不如的生活：live a d_____"s life.6.本末倒置：put the cart before the h_____
eat like a horse
run like a deer
swim like a dolphin
woke like a horse
live a donkey"s life
put the cart before the horse
英语翻译
我将告诉你们两个我自认为比较有趣的短语
中秋刚过，我给大家讲个笑话：
24个字母也聚在了一起过中秋节，它们开始争论谁长得像月饼。
O：我长得最像月饼。
C：我也是月饼，只是被人咬了一口。
D：我也是月饼，只是被人切了一刀。
Q：我也是月饼，嗯……只是露了点儿馅。
I"d like to tell you two funny phrase.
after the pass of the middle autumn day,I"d like to tell you a joke.
24 letters were together to celebrate the festival,and began to argue that who was more look like the mooncake.
O said,I"m the most similar to the mooncake.
C said,I"m a mooncake too,except for being bited.
D said,I"m also a mooncake,except I was cut.
Q said,me too,just lost my heart!
汉语短语结构分析 好吃 好玩 好笑 是什么短语,后面的动词是前面的形容词的补语吗?
“好”（hǎo）在这些词里不是形容词,而是副词,做状语,修饰后面的动词.它们都是偏正短语.另外,这些词语均有歧义,除了可理解为状语+动词,还可以理解为动词+名词,“好”(hào)——喜欢,喜欢吃,喜欢玩,喜欢笑,这样的话就是动宾结构的短语了
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