篇一:幽默搞笑短信

英文搞笑短信

　　"Mr.Clark,I"m afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient."You only have six months to live."
　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
　　"I can"t possibly pay you in that time."
　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let"s make it nine months
　　A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However,the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boys efforts for some time,the priest moves closer to the boy"s position.He steps smartly across the street,walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child"s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child"s level,the priest smiles benevolently and asks,"And now what,my little man?" To which the boy replies,"Now we run!"
　　An elderly gentleman being,one evening,in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a child ,said to some one near him,that witty children usually made stupid men.The child heard him and said to him:"Sir,you were very witty,no doubt when you were young."【幽默搞笑短信】

篇二:幽默搞笑短信

请用一句幽默的话形容时间飞快?
给对象发短信,其中一句,坚持一下十天就会像（ ）过去了.
请用幽默的话补充完整

深山中的野猪一样疾驰而去

篇三:幽默搞笑短信

环保短信
我们科技比赛要一条短信.是围绕环保的,要机智、幽默、新颖、鲜明、简洁明了.字数100字以内（计标点符号）,不要太多,也不要太少.在4月14日12时之前完成（回答）者加分（加10分）（要被选中）!在4月15日18时之前完成（回答）者加分（加5分）（要被选中）!

风在吹,火在跳,环保意识最重要.
用爱心去关注环境的变化,用热情去传播环保的理念,用行动肩负起环保的重任.
从我做起,从小做起,从身边做起,从现在做起.保护地球母亲,净化绿色校园.

篇四:幽默搞笑短信

谁有好玩的英文搞笑短信啊?
类似下面这样的翻译,但下面的不是一条完整的句子．请多写几个,也可以英文与拼音混写．求求求!
1．we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
楼下的几位,都把我找的那个,弄出来了.
我不要这些.我早找到了.这些发短信,

No three no four(不3不4）

篇五:幽默搞笑短信

找不着北是啥含义?
请问“找不着北”具体含义是什么?有啥来历吗?
是这样啦,收到过这么一条搞笑短信：教你辨别方向：在潘美辰时,面向黎明：前面陈晓东,后面陈冠西,右面是孙南,左面若不知,请问青春美少女!
不明白为什么找不到北 就问青春美少女～呵呵!

早期的指南针也叫指北针
找不着北就是找不到方向
此句也不一定用在骄傲的情况
如果一个人处于困惑中,找不着北也同样适用【幽默搞笑短信】

篇六:幽默搞笑短信

手机短信是数字时代一种时尚、便捷的交流方式。它短小精悍，轻松幽默，形式灵活，风格多样。品味下面两则生日祝福短信，然后自主拟写一条短信，表达自己对朋友(或同学)生日的问候与祝福。力求构思新颖，富有文采。       　　短信一：我问过烦恼了．它说它根本不爱你，它说永远都不会理你，并希望你不要自作多情；还有健康托我转告你：它暗恋你好久了，并且一生不变。生日快乐! 　　短信二：装满一车爱心蛋糕，让平安开道；抛弃一切烦恼，让快乐与你拥抱；存储所有温暖，将寒冷赶跑；释放一生真情，让幸福永远对你微笑。生日快乐! 　　________________________________________________________

示例一：生日快乐！我送你一份100%纯情奶糖：成份=真心+思念+快乐，有效期＝一生，营养=温磬+幸福+感动。      示例二：我托空气为邮差，把热腾腾的问候装订成包裹，印上真心为邮戳，37度恒温快递，祝你生日快乐！      示例三：装一袋阳光，两把海风，自制了几斤祝福，托人到美国买了些快乐，法国带了两瓶浪漫，从心里切下几许关怀，作为礼物送给你，愿你生日快乐！ 示例四：在你生日来临之际，祝你万事七喜，心情雪碧，工作红牛，爱情鲜橙多，天天娃哈哈，日日喜之郎，月月乐百事，年年高乐高，岁岁美年达，永远都醒目！ （答案不唯一）

篇七:幽默搞笑短信

求一条元宵节英文祝福短信,要简单易懂,幽默风趣点的

A cheery New Year hold lots of happiness for you!
给你特别的祝福,愿新年带给你无边的幸福、如意.
May you have the best New Year ever.
愿你度过最美好的新年!
Much joy to you in the up coming year. May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at New Year and stay with you all the year through.
让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福,在新年来到你身边,伴你左右.
A New Year greeting to cheer you from your daughters.
愿女儿的新年祝福带给你快乐.
At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your days.
新年的祝福,平日的希冀,愿你心境祥和、充满爱意,愿你的世界全是美满,
愿你一切称心如意,快乐无比.
May the joy of New Year be with you throughout the year.
愿新年的快乐一年四季常在.
Peace and love for you at New Year from all your students.
祝老师新年充满平安和爱.
Wishing you a sparkling New Year and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you.
愿你的新年光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year season.
愿你拥有新年所有美好的祝福.
Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
祝节日幸福如意.
Hope all your New Year dreams come true!
愿你所有的新年想都成真!
Hope you enjoy the happiness of New Year and all the trimmings.
祝你享尽新年佳节的快乐和新年的礼品.
Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things.
传统佳节之际,献上殷殷祝福,祝新年万事如意!
I wish you a happy New Year. All affection and best wishes to you and yours.
以我所有的爱心与真诚祝你及全家圣诞快乐.
In the season of joy I present my sincere wishes and kind thoughts. May the kind of New Year outshine all the rest.
在这欢乐的时节给你我最真的祝福和亲切的思念,愿你今年的新年比往年更璀璨.
May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you. Best wishes.
愿新年不仅是你欢笑的时刻,更是你欣喜的日子.祝福你.
May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.
Have a love filled New Year!
愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦,祝你新年充满爱.
May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through. Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
愿明亮喜庆的新年烛光温暖一年中的每个日日夜夜,祝你欢欢喜喜度新年!
New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年来临,祝新年快乐,愿你时时刻刻幸福欢乐!
May your New Year be filled with special moment, warmth, peace and happiness, the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness.
愿你的新年充满温馨,祥和,与亲人团聚的快乐,祝乐陶陶,新年乐无限.
Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.
衷心祝福来年快乐、幸运!
New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking - love will do.
新年是这样美好的时光：炉火熊熊,花儿芬芳,醇酒飘香,殷殷祝福,美好回忆,
恩爱日新.即便没有一切,只要有爱便足矣.
May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year!
愿新春美景与欢乐常伴随你!
New Year"s greetings and best wishes!
致新年贺忱与最美好的祝福!
2009新年和春节新年有关的英文语句
和春节新年有关的英文语句
Greeting Season:
春节 The Spring Festival
农历 lunar calendar
正月 lunar January; the first month by lunar calendar
除夕 New Year"s Eve; eve of lunar New Year
初一 the beginning of New Year
元宵节 The Lantern Festival
Customs:
过年 Guo-nian; have the Spring Festival
对联 poetic couplet: two successive rhyming lines in poetry
春联 Spring Festival couplets
剪纸 paper-cuts
年画 New Year paintings
买年货 special purchases for the Spring Festival ; do Spring Festival shopping
敬酒 propose a toast
灯笼 lantern: a portable light
烟花 fireworks
爆竹 firecrackers (People scare off evil spirits and ghosts with the loud pop.)
红包 red packets (cash wrapped up in red paper, symbolize fortune and wealth in the coming year.)
舞狮 lion dance (The lion is believed to be able to dispel evil and bring good luck.)
舞龙 dragon dance (to expect good weather and good harvests)
戏曲 traditional opera
杂耍 variety show; vaudeville
灯谜 riddles written on lanterns
灯会 exhibit of lanterns
守岁 staying-up
拜年 pay New Year"s call; give New Year"s greetings; New Year"s visit

篇八:幽默搞笑短信

搞笑这个词的由来和出处
有人知道吗
查阅相关字典查不到相关词条.
能给一个比较书面官方的解释
以前人常说好笑,或者滑稽,幽默,什么的.这个词是什么时候开始的?

笑是人天生表情的一部分,它没有人主观意识的驱动,是属于自发行为；而搞笑,则是人类主动去寻求快乐,更注重从生活和平常中主动发掘快乐,以此作为工作之外的放松和调节.它比笑更让人具有活力和创造力.
搞笑的高层次境界就是,把不能笑、不可笑的素材搞到能让人笑.
区别于幽默,搞笑一般以比较通俗的大众化手段来惹人发笑,在很多情况下搞笑者都用很直接的手段来逗笑,但是搞笑与幽默的区别并不是泾渭分明的,幽默的也可以通俗,搞笑也可以让人在暴笑中感到某种生活的真谛或哲理.
由于互联网的发展,搞笑作品的创作已经不仅仅局限于某些作家,很多有天赋的草根网民都能创作出令人捧腹叫绝的好作品,诞生了一个新名词叫暴笑网文.也由于通信的发展,短信文学也开始流行,在公车里、地铁里,你会发现在旅途中的老百姓有很多在手里拿着手机接发短信,这样的环境也促生了另一种搞笑的文学形式：搞笑短信.

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